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    2018’s Gift Guide of Unexpected Items | Ft. holiday gifts from We-Vibe!

    This gift guide is sponsored by We-Vibe and contains affiliate links and product samples.

    Every year, I struggle to arrange my gift guide compendium cohesively. Which lipsticks are the best ones to feature; which body butters are the creamiest? So, this year, I’m doing something a little different: posting one large, comprehensive gift guide of all of the items that I’m loving and all of the little luxuries that I think are the most giftable for 2018.

    This year’s theme is something new: unexpected items, like the We-Vibe Discover Gift Box. These are products that don’t always scream “HOLIDAYS!” but make an amazing holiday gift regardless. From shampoos to lip balms, they’re gift ideas that you or your loved one can enjoy all year round; gift ideas that you probably haven’t seen on any other gift guides.

    Here’s what I’m loving.

    Holiday hair (and a couple extra gift guide ideas)

    My top gift pick of the year is the Kérastase Aura Botanica Riche line ($23 to $65 CAD) that I reviewed this winter. I can’t get enough of this shampoo and conditioner duo, which smells amazing (like botanicals and coconut) and leave my hair so, so soft. The shampoo is rich and foamy without being stripping, and the conditioner is buttery and hydrating.

    To pair with your new Aura Botanica products, I recommend the NuMe Fashionista Hair Straightener ($119 USD), a one-inch wonder. I now own four straighteners (don’t look at me like that), and this is by far my favourite. Its tourmaline ceramic plates are super-smooth, it’s easy to grip, and it’s non-digital—so there’s no accidental pushing of buttons or high-pitched beeping noises. If you usually opt for CHI or ghd, I wholeheartedly recommend asking for a NuMe this Christmas instead!

    I love playing with new brushes, and Real Techniques offers two cool, travel-friendly ones this season: the Real Techniques Brush Crush Diamond Sponge ($13.99 CADlooks super cool and blends out foundation like a dream, no matter how dry or humid your destination is. Then, for your cheeks, the Mini Multitask Brush ($8.99) is tiny enough to fit in your clutch, but features a full-sized head. (It’s even small enough to hang on the tree as an ornament, if you’re gifting to someone you’ll be travelling with after the holidays.)

    And, for your day-after-the-party needs, I love the squishy Sephora Glitter & Chill Cooling Mask ($8 USD). This one is already sold out online, so snap it up in-store if you still can!

    The extras

    For bedroom extras, we have a super-cool Sephora #MOOD Lash Vault ($60 USD), which houses eight sets of false lashes in a lovely gold box. I started wearing lashes for date night last year, and I kind of love it—even just the act of putting them on helps put me in the “date night” headspace, now. Coach Platinum ($92 CAD) sets the mood, with clean notes of black pepper, geranium, and sandalwood.

    For a little later on in the night, there’s the We-Vibe Match ($159 CAD) — read more about it here. It’s a unique sex toy in an unexpected colour, designed with partnered play in mind. (For a gift, I’d actually scale up to the We-Vibe Sync, but I find the sensation of the two to be almost identical.) The Match is waterproof and rechargeable, with ten vibration modes at a medium intensity.

    And finally, from my neuroses, the most ridiculous thing that I own and love… Poo-Pourri ($14.99 USD+). I’m in two camps: on one hand, I think that Poo-Pourri is the physical manifestation of everything that’s wrong with the world. On the other, it helps with my weird bathroom anxieties, and I choose to believe that it helps keeps my love life alive. I don’t want the person who I’m playing with my Match with to be all up in my business, you know?

    (If I’m wrong and it doesn’t actually work, I don’t want to know. Please, never tell me. Just get your spritz on and LET ME POOP IN PEACE!!)

    The classic gift guide: Brushes, blindfolds, and bougie lip balms

    These picks are a little more traditional: lipsticks, fragrances, and buttery-soft feathers. But they have one thing in common: I haven’t seen any of these items in any other gift guides this year, even though they make amazing gifts!

    Take the Rodial Rose Gold Lip Balm ($20 USD, available at Murale in Canada), for instance. It’s literally everything that you’d want out of a holiday present: it’s not too expensive, it’s practical, and it’s super luxe. Castor seed oil and shea butter are richly hydrating (I can wear this for up to six hours), while the lip balm’s rose gold cap and brush-tip applicator make it unique enough to be a special treat. Then there’s Thierry Mugler’s Alien ($96 CAD), just to make things weird—it has an interesting bottle and hits you in the face with a bouquet of jasmine sambac and ambergris. (It smells like lilacs to me, which always breaks my heart.)

    For your face, two little special somethings: the Sephora Rising Star Canister Brush Set ($49 CAD; the super-dense brushes are here), along with a few insanely soft, mermaid vibe-y Real Techniques Brush Crush ($17.99 CAD) brushes.

    Unwind with the We-Vibe Discover Gift Box

    And finally, the big kahuna: the We-Vibe Discover Gift Box ($289 CAD). I know I’ve talked so much about this already, but you guys, I legitimately love it. It’s such a good way to give your partner the gift of pleasure, without any risk. There are so many different options in the box, and even if they don’t like any of the vibrating toys (which would be unlikely; the three included in this are all really different), there are sensual items to indulge in as well. I love the discreet rumble of the Tango, the soft touches of the feather tickler, and the sweet vanilla scent of the massage wax candle.

    The Discover Gift Box would be a super fun advent calendar, but it’s a great way to spice up a long-term relationship, too. Just slip into something comfortable, smooth on a Lise Watier Rouge Gourmand Lipstick ($25 CAD; these ones are Acai Berry, Red Delight, and Dragon Fruit), and open up one new Discover box per date night, starting on January 1st.

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    Sephora Cream Lip Stain review, swatches: Mix & Mingle, Moon Phases, and more

    Sephora Cream Lip Stain in 99 Purple Red

    The products: Sephora Collection Holiday 2018 — Sephora Cream Lip Stain Collection Set, Sephora Mix & Mingle Lip Collection, and Sephora Moon Phases Face Palette

    There’s a shift that happens every year as the calendar approaches December. It’s like a key turning in a lock: one moment you’re fine and all of your cylinders are turning. The next, something’s jammed in the tumblers, and you’re stuck with the lock half-closed, unable to open the door. You have 6000 words due, no extra time, and all three of the Sephora Cream Lip Stain tubes in your purse are leaking oil onto the lining of your leather bag.

    The Sephora Collection Holiday Collection always feels a little overwhelming to me, because it shows up en masse. It’s always unrelentingly huge. There are always gift sets and limited edition products vying for your attention, alongside minis that can’t be passed up.

    Wearing: Sephora Collection Cream Lip Stain in 23 Copper Blush, Holographic Effect Stick in Wonderful Stars, and False Eyelashes in 33 Swanky.

    Why I love the Sephora Cream Lip Stain Collection Set ($34 CAD/$28 USD)

    This year’s Sephora Cream Lip Stain Collection Set ($34 CAD/$28 USD) contains six shades of one of Sephora’s flagship products. The Sephora Cream Lip Stain Liquid Lipstick ($18 CAD/$14 USD) launched in 2011, just a couple of years before I picked up my first tube. They haven’t been updated since, but… Honestly? I think it might be time.

    The opacity and texture: These lip creams have a smooth, powdery matte finish. They have an almost whipped texture that gives them a medium opacity, but they layer to full coverage if you let the product dry between layers. (My photos here wearing 99 Purple Red show four layers; the lighter 23 Copper Blush shows just one.) They wash off with cleanser or makeup remover and (ironically) do not stain the lips or skin afterwards.

    Unlike other liquid lipsticks that I love, these aren’t kiss-proof, but they are transfer-proof. The softer finish can be really lovely: because these lipsticks aren’t fully sealed, they don’t make your lips feel like they’ve been plastic-wrapped.

    Swatched L-R in studio lighting: Sephora Collection Cream Lip Stains in 73 Glowing Beige, 79 Soft Coral, 23 Copper Blush, 01 Always Red, and 99 Purple Red.

    And what I hate about them (even though I love them anyways)

    The packaging and quality control: Sephora Cream Lip Stains start feeling a little dry on my lips at about an hour, and wear gradually from the inside out. But each is a little different.

    Take the standout 01 Always Red, for instance. It’s opaque in two layers, with no bleeding. But if you compare its swatch to the others here, you’ll see that others a little oily; the product has separated in the tube to form a cream that’s somewhat extruding oils. They bleed significantly around the edges (you can really see this in 99 Purple Red) and vary in opacity.

    Wearing Sephora Collection False Eyelashes in 33 Swanky from the #MOOD False Lash Vault with Purple Red. Mink lashes have spoiled me — these are some of the fullest from the set, but I still couldn’t get that big-wide-eyed effect from them that I wanted.

    Always Red is a standout that I wouldn’t be opposed to everyone owning, but the others are hit or miss. I think the spread in this set is just perfect: there’s one red, one vampy shade, and four office-appropriate nudes, pinks, and corals.

    My verdict on the Sephora Cream Lip Stain Collection: These are a really lovely matte liquid lip that I love—but they leak oils even in the tubes. I think they’re great for the price and make a great gift for a young recipient: many of these will bleed into lip lines. Make sure to put them in a little baggie for storage and transport.

    Sephora Mix & Mingle Lip Collection ($34 CAD/$28 USD)

    While I’m fully behind buying the Sephora Cream Lip Stain Collection Set for your loved ones this holiday season, I’m a little more on the fence about the Sephora Mix & Mingle Lip Collection ($34 CAD/$28 USD). It’s a very young set—in a time where even young people wearing makeup seem to be pros about it.

    The Sephora Mix & Mingle Lip Collection contains a combination of colour-coordinated jumbo lip pencils and shimmery lip glosses. Neither is a part of the permanent Sephora Collection line, and… I kind of see why. The glosses are fruit-scented and are packed full of glitter, while the pencils have medium opacity and a short base.

    Sephora Collection Mix & Mingle Lip Collection swatched in studio lighting. Read more

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    Black Friday sex toy sales & makeup deals

    This Black Friday sex toy sales & makeup deals post was a pretty close thing. Sale roundups take a lot of work—and when you’re trying not to buy into consumer holidays, it’s easy to just say no to them.

    But I’m kinda all about making high-quality products accessible to all, so I caved. This isn’t a big batch of sales. Instead, it’s the best of the best—only the sales that I would (or have) shopped. I’ve focused on sex toys because they’re the big investment piece, and added in a few other things that caught my eye.

    It’s easy to pick up a great lipstick at under $25, but I challenge you to find a single truly great vibrator at less than $25. Less than $50, even! Black Friday sex toy sales help shave as much off of that price as possible, making orgasms just that little bit more universal and affordable.

    Here are the Black Friday sex toy sales that I would shop, plus a couple of extras.

    Black Friday sex toy sales

    Come As You Are: 10% off $100+ with BLACKFRIDAY10, 20% off $200+ with BLACKFRIDAY20, and 30% off $300+ with BLACKFRIDAY30. CAYA uses Canadian pricing, so you can land some pretty sweet deals if you live in the US or shop in US currency!

    Je Joue: 20% off site-wide.

    Lovehoney: 30% off. This is the best deal for the Je Joue Mimi Soft.

    Peepshow Toys: 25% off site-wide. That’s the best price on the We-Vibe Adventure Kit, and a great deal on Sliquid and the We-Vibe Tango. It’s the best deal out there for the VixSkin Mustang.

    Pink Cherry CA: 40% off with BLACK40. Free shipping over $49. This is the best deal for Sliquid, the Satisfyer Pro Penguin, and the We-Vibe Tango.

    Sliquid: 30% off through November 26th. I go through a lot of Sliquid H2O, but their flavoured lubes are the best fruity flavours on the market.

    SheVibe: 10% off $75+ with JINGLE10, 15% off $100+ with JINGLE15, and 20% off $125+ with JINGLE20, plus free US shipping on all orders over $75. Through November 26th.

    We-Vibe: 20% off. The We-Vibe Tango is a forever-favourite of mine, and with its battery life (I replace mine once every 1-2 years), I like to stock up when I can.

    Black Friday sales on makeup & more

    Charlotte Tilbury: 40% off Cyber Week products and bundles. I really like their Instant Look In A Palette kits!

    Colourpop: Changes by the day. So far, we’ve seen 30% off all lips and free worldwide shipping with no minimum. I bought two of their liquid lipsticks, in similar shades with different finishes, and a duochrome eyeshadow. (I was good!)

    Esqido: Up to 40% off. Use code raec to support theNotice! (It might give you an extra 15% off, but I’m not sure.)

    Henkaa: Up to 50% off sale items, plus an extra 20% off your entire cart with BF20. Through November 26th. I love their Blume and Ivy styles!

    Nordstrom: Up to 60% off through November 26th. My picks are this cashmere sweater, this 60% off dress (in green), and these half-off Topshop heels.

    PYT Beauty: 33% off Black Friday through Cyber Monday. I’m itching to try this new line out!

    Sephora: Up to 50% off in the Beauty Sale and Daily Wow sections. I’m eyeing the half-off Violet Voss palette and the great prices on YSL lipstick! Sephora’s Black Friday deals are always great, too, with $15 USD & under and $20 CAD & under sections. (I’m tempted to buy the Bite Agave set, but I’m definitely not braving the Black Friday crowds.)

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    London Sky Garden: Kerastase Aura Botanica Riche review

    London Sky Garden makeup look-1

    What’s more important: the things that were always going to happen, or the things that you made happen?

    I made you happen. You were there and I just… built myself around you, like you asked me to, like it was a challenge. Maybe if I just. You’re wrapped up in a notebook in my office, scattered subsequently through dozens of pages: a little soft; a little rough; a little ambiguously plain. (You caught me once, in the bedroom in the late afternoon, and you told me you could tell by the way that I was frowning.) I’ve been in line for our sunny Sunday naps forever, scrabbling for the heavy weight of your limbs through an overflowing dance card.

    I want it to count more that I had to find you, develop you, drag you halfway across the country with me in the dead of winter. Or maybe I just don’t want it to count less—less that you’re already a little empty, lying on the kitchen floor.

    Photos taken at the London Sky Garden, May 2018.

    Aritzia sleeveless top

    London Sky Garden

    Bringing home the London Sky Garden with Kérastase Aura Botanica

    Featured also: updates to the Kérastase Aura Botanica line, which makes me feel like I’m back up in the London Sky Garden. It’s rich and hydrating. Think of the line as elevated—a step above, despite not reaching the full 38 stories of the Sky Garden.

    The entire line is free of silicones, parabens, and sulfates. In it, the new Kérastase Aura Botanica Riche Shampoo and Conditioner suit my dry hair perfectly. They feel like maybe they were made for me; like their deficits are my own. (Both a little too comforting.) The Masque Fondamental Riche ($68 CAD) is a standout; it’s thick and buttery, and easy to use in the shower. You could turn this upside down and not lose a single drop. In conjunction, the Bain Micellaire Riche Shampoo and Masque Fondamental Riche conditioner make my hair feel thick and hydrated, and leave it smelling like a coconut version of the original Aura Botanica scent.

    For your ultra-luxe body needs, reach for the Baume Miracle ($57 CAD) and Concentre Essentiel ($60 CAD). Both are for the hair and body, but they smell amazing—like a Sky Garden cocktail you can’t quite afford. They’re wildly hydrating, and the Concentre Essentiel oil is a spa in a bottle for at-home massages.

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    theNotice’s super-sized We-Vibe giveaway! ($448 value)

    It’s been months since theNotice’s last giveaway, but I promise: it’s been for a good reason! I’ve been scaling things back to better balance my fibro with my blog, and it’s made me pretty picky. But this We-Vibe giveaway is something a little different than the norm, and I think you’ll really enjoy it.

    Right now, I’m neck-deep in testing new moisturizers and sex toys for holiday gift guides. I’ll share more of the products soon, but the one thing that really stuck out for me was the We-Vibe Discover Gift Box. It’s an advent calendar of sorts; ten days of sex toys and other play accessories. I love it because it contains a lot for an incredible price, and it’s something that the winner can explore with me, sort of. The winner of this We-Vibe giveaway will get an email just as I finish testing it, and it’ll arrive at their doorstep as it’s time to start opening up the doors.

    Read on to enter to win the We-Vibe Discover Box (limited countries). Click the following link to skip to my international giveaway for the We-Vibe Match.

    We-Vibe giveaway for the We-Vibe Discover Gift Box! ($450 CAD value, retail $289 CAD)

    The We-Vibe Discover Gift Box is really, really cool. I get a lot of questions asking where to start for sex toys, and honestly? This box is IT. It’s the perfect place to begin building a collection for a vulva owner, and I think a lot of people will find that it’s the perfect place to complete a collection, too.

    I’m going to place the giveaway widget for it below, and then talk about what’s in the box. You know—just in case anyone wants to be surprised! This giveaway will run for two weeks, and is open to limited countries as listed in the giveaway widget (AKA everywhere but Europe).

    We-Vibe Discover Gift Box giveaway

    In the box is my most often-used toy, the We-Vibe Tango. It sits alongside the Womanizer Starlet, a pocket-sized version of one of my other favourites. Following those two are three other excellent, exploratory toys: the Dusk (a silicone plug that pairs with the Tango), a silicone Kegel ball, and a battery-powered We-Vibe Couples Vibrator, AAA battery included.

    It also contains We-Vibe pjur Lube (lube is a must for any sex toy collection!) and three foreplay tools: some silly, sexy dice, a vanilla-scented massage candle, and a purse-sized feather tickler in a soft black with a green duochrome.

    If you already have a mountain of sex toys, this box may or may not be for you. But if you’re just starting out, or if you’re not sure what to buy for your partner, the We-Vibe Discover Gift Box is awesome. It’s really well-rounded, and has a little something for everyone to try out.

    Win the We-Vibe Match, open internationally

    The second piece of my We-Vibe giveaway is the We-Vibe Match, a periwinkle version of We-Vibe’s infamous couples toys. Since my last We-Vibe (I have the We-Vibe 4 and my partner owns the We-Vibe Sync), the brand has been working on a few tweaks. The Match charges with a new-to-me base, which it clicks into securely.

    The We-Vibe Match is a silicone couples vibe, and it’s fully waterproof. It offers 10 vibration modes and intensity levels, and a 90-minute charge gives you two hours of play time. Unlike the more expensive Sync, it isn’t app-enabled, but it comes with a small remote.

    And the best thing about it? It’s available worldwide, which means that this We-Vibe giveaway for the Match is open worldwide, too. Click into the widget below to enter, and GOOD LUCK!

    We-Vibe Match giveaway

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    Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat review, swatches, photos

    The products: Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat (Holiday 2018 collection)

    If you’re looking for chocolate-scented lipstick treats and rich brown eyelash curlers, look no further than the Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat holiday collection. And, if you’re looking for a blogger who’s trying their best to keep up with holiday content but is seriously having trouble getting out of bed during a major depression slump… also stop here, but maybe try not to stay, because I’m extra grumpy.

    I’ve been having another rough couple of weeks recently, but having a loose editorial schedule to stick to is helping me to keep trudging along.

    Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat eyes

    Maybe it’s just that I can’t get my brain chemistry right, but these palettes didn’t feel quite right to me. They’re totally stunning, don’t get me wrong—but a lot of the shades could have used more pigment.

    I gravitated towards the Shu Uemura Ganache & Praliné Eye Palette in Dark Cacao ($99 CAD), which contains an array of totally chocolate-oriented nudes. While I think the tones in this palette are just right, and each of the shades wears well over a sticky eyeshadow primer, the palette on the whole verged on the side of dryness. (One shade, the last brown on the bottom, could even be described as—dare I say it?—chalky.)

    For standout shades in the Dark Cacao palette, I think you’d be looking at the top left brown (such a good tone!) and the two taupes, which are undoubtedly lovely.

    Shu Uemura Dark Cacao swatches on primed skin in indirect sunlight

    The Shu Uemura Ganache & Praliné Eye Palette in Framboise Berry ($99 CAD) really showed up its neutral counterpart, and I’m a little disappointed that I didn’t choose this one for my Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat makeup look. I might still go back and add one in, though, so don’t despair; just let me know if you really want one!

    Framboise Berry is full of rich reds, in line with this season’s popular eyeshadow palette look. It’s a very similar colour scheme to what you see in Urban Decay Naked Cherry ($66 USD) and Charlotte Tilbury Stars in your Eyes ($95 CAD), but with a Shu twist to it. The mattes in this palette are really smooth, and once you get to the burnt red that’s second from the right in the top row: w o w. It’s rich, metallic, and opaque, and looks incredibly dimensional.

    Shu Uemura Framboise Berry swatches on primed skin in indirect sunlight

    I’d say that this palette is sheer on the whole (that burnt red is by far the most intense), which has a niche appeal. I personally think it suits Shu’s Asian market very well, but if you want more opacity, then opt for Naked Cherry instead. The dark red in the bottom right corner of this palette is inexplicably dry, but overall, it’s well-composed.

    This palette is the highlight of Shu’s holiday collection for me, and it even contains one of the brand’s classic flakey shimmers. Have a look at the top edge of the gold shimmer swatch if you haven’t been introduced to the loveliness of this texture in person—now that Clarins have stopped production of their flakey shimmers, Shu is the only brand where I can find this kind of eye-catching, multi-dimensional finish.

    Shu Uemura Shimmery Powder in Luster Rosé Dust (back) and Luster Gold Dust (front) review

    Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat lipsticks: Rouge Unlimited in Hazelnut Ganache (the Rouge Unlimited lipsticks have a straight base, while the Rouge Unlimited Supreme Mattes curve in at the base!)

    Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat lipsticks

    I have mixed feelings about Shu lipsticks, which I mentioned briefly in last week’s post. It’s not that I don’t like them—I do. But they’re not my favourites, and at their price point, they really should be.

    I love Shu’s liquid lip products, and still reach for their lipgloss/lipstain Laque Sparklers on a regular basis. But their Rouge Unlimiteds don’t quite sit right with me. As a lipstick traditionalist, I like my mattes liquid, my glosses sheer, and my lipsticks heavy. I need to be able to eat in each of them, okay? And I don’t feel like I can eat in Rouge Unlimited Supremes. Their mattes are light and feathery, and their cream-finish lipsticks are moisturizing and almost slippery.

    Shu Uemura Ripe Cherry Rouge Unlimited Supreme Matte lipstick review

    Shu Uemura Deep Raspberry Rouge Unlimited Supreme Matte lipstick review

    Swatched front to back (left to right) on primed skin in indirect sunlight: Shu Uemura Rich Hazelnut, Ripe Cherry, Deep Raspberry, Lustre Gold Dust, Lustre Rosé Dust

    (Last Wednesday’s Shu Uemura Rouge Unlimited Supreme Matte Lipstick in Ripe Cherry ($36 CAD) makeup look should have been done with the Shu Uemura Rouge Unlimited Lipstick in Hazelnut Ganache ($36 CAD), though. It’s dark and totally stunning, although like any other Rouge Unlimited, it does move around a little when I press my lips together.)

    Shu always does one thing inarguably right with their lipsticks, though, and that’s their reds. Check that to-die-for red hue in Shu Uemura Rouge Unlimited Supreme Matte Lipstick in Deep Cranberry ($36 CAD)!

    Also swatched alongside these are the Shu Uemura Shimmery Powders in Luster Gold Dust and Luster Rosé Dust ($36 CAD). Loose glitters are a totally standard holiday item, but even though they’re always gorgeous… no one really ever needs another one of them.

    (Glitters? For holiday? Groundbreaking.)

    » Peep my Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat makeup look here. I promise major cheekbone action! «

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    KISS Boudoir lashes x Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat review: A false lash fantasy look

    How the KISS Boudoir lashes deliver on a false lash fantasy

    I know you know that I love the KISS Lash Couture Faux Mink collection: I know this because I talk about it all the time. It’s cruelty-free and the lashes wear for a good 5-15 uses, depending on how gentle you are with them, so the KISS Lash Couture Little Black Dress lashes ($5.99 USD) are my go-to. I’ve easily gone through half a dozen sets of them, and they’re insanely hard to find in stores—whenever I do manage to find them (I’ve had the best luck at London Drugs), I buy out the whole shelf.

    I’m down to my last pair of Little Black Dress lashes again, and I’m struggling yet again to find new ones. So, I tried something different last month and went with a trimmed-down pair of KISS Lash Couture in Boudoir ($5.99 USD) lashes. It went well—so well that I’ve decided to wear this set through before switching back.

    They’re a different look. The KISS Boudoir lashes are significantly fuller than the Little Black Dress ones, and it makes a big difference for the band. While the LBD band is flexible, the KISS Boudoir lashes have a band that’s almost rigid. It makes them harder to place (and terrible for newbies), but it gives an interesting effect: on my monolids, the band can result in a double lid. (To prevent this, I just trim them down by 1/3 and place them farther to the outer corners.)

    It’s a trick that isn’t guaranteed to work for everyone, but I’ve seen it mentioned by a few other monolidded bloggers in the past. If you want a comfortable way to try out a double-lid fantasy, give the KISS Boudoir lashes a chance!

    KISS Boudoir lashes, Magical Ink Eyeliner (this one smudges on me, so beware!) and KISS Mani Pop Nail Accents. Lip: NARS New Lover ($27 USD). More of this look here!

    Chocolate scents and luxe lashes with Shu Uemura

    I’ve started playing around with holiday collections, and this one from Shu Uemura is gorgeous. La Maison du Chocolat boxes everything up like a tray of fancy chocolates, and the Rouge Unlimited lipsticks have a chocolate fragrance to match.

    (However, the squares on the eyeshadow palettes are not scratch-‘n-sniff. I double-checked.)

    I’ve been in a major funk recently, and it’s resulted in a months-long makeup rut. Which is to say: winged liner, lashes, and more or less no lip or eyeshadow. This is the first time I’ve actually put colour on my lids since the summer, and it felt good—almost like I was cracking a little, just at the effort of trying.

    This look is pretty simple, and I’ll be following up with more in-depth coverage (and swatches!) of the products soon. On my eyes I have the Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat Ganache & Praliné Eye Palette in Dark Cacao ($99 CAD), with lashes curled using the Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat Chocolate Topped Premium Curler ($21 CADand topped with my KISS Boudoir lashes.

    The Chocolate Topped curler is my favourite Shu curler so far: the brown hue is stunning, and something about the coating makes it feel a little more plush than my other Shu curlers. If your lash curler need replacing any time soon, I would absolutely recommend this one—it somehow knocks the brand’s own silver curler out of the park.

    Shimmery goodness with Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat

    On my lips is the Shu Uemura Rouge Unlimited Supreme Matte Lipstick in Ripe Cherry ($36 CAD), which I’d honestly skip. I’m not huge on Shu’s Rouge Unlimited Supreme Mattes. While I love their eyeshadows, the Rouge Unlimited lipsticks are too slippery for my liking, and the Supreme Mattes too drying. (There are exactly zero Shu lipsticks in my frequently-used makeup drawer, despite how gorgeous they are.)

    Finally, I’ve highlighted here with the Shu Uemura La Maison du Chocolat Shimmery Powder in Luster Gold Dust ($36 CAD). It’s really, really glittery—I think it’s insane that Shu recommends using it almost as a setting powder, using the “puff or face powder brush to spread powder smoothly and evenly from center of the face outward.” As a highlighter, it’s pretty, but even then, it’s too much shimmer for me.

    But I don’t know: maybe that’s just a mood thing. Do happy people wear more glitter? Answer Y/N in the comments, or pick up your nearest landline and scream endlessly into the void to reply.

    Stay tuned for follow-up reviews and swatches.

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    BonLook review: Imagine II + Uniqlo Crepe Pleated Skirt

    I don’t usually rock a fall look. Or — that’s not true. I don’t usually rock BonLook sunnies with a badass pleated skirt. (I usually just… wear a lot of plaid and get slightly too damp for comfort. It’s not a great look on me, or anyone.) Seeing as I’m now officially on the other side of 25, I kind of figured that it was time to start dressing like an adult.

    I have mixed feelings about putting thought into dressing on-trend: it’s an uncomfortable mix of wanting to look like my peers and being ashamed of my own attentiveness to aesthetics. When you focus on dressing solely for practicality, you’re afforded a certain degree of freedom; you and your seven identical t-shirts (hopefully not worn simultaneously) are disregarded. Your outfit speaks for you, but it mostly just says “I’m uncomfortable.”

    It’s an excellent tactic for walking down the street as an introvert, but just generally really bad planning as a style writer and beauty blogger.

    The BonLook Imagine II Sunnies

    Aesthetics always have a social origin, whether that’s as a reactive measure or as a class-conscious one. There’s always an aspirational nature to an outfit of the day, as if each item you wear truly says something about you. Mass fashion comes from the trickle-down from high fashion, and often from cultural appropriation: here’s a great, short read on that, which includes a transcript of the monologue from the trickle-down fashion link.

    I like to refer to my BonLook Imagine II ($145 CAD) sunglasses as my rich bitch glasses. They’re lightly tinted and perfect for pairing with a pleated skirt – you know, to give it a bit of an edge. They’re stellar with a moto jacket. For the late fall and early winter, these frames look just as chic with my Babaton Pearce Wool Coat ($350 CAD), which I’ve always thought was (despite being fantastically well-made) the perfect example of a college student’s status object.

    How disruptive fashion is inherently subversive

    Let’s face it: no one wears anything from Aritzia solely because they need to be clothed, and no one actually needs more than one pair of sunglasses. We choose nice coats because we’re a little chilly, but mostly because status competition tells us that they’re the most aesthetically-appealing coats out there at a middle class price point. We buy new glasses because our old ones are looking dated. Each tells the world that we have money under the guise of “dressing practicality” and “spending conservatively”: they let us languish in our privileged comfort and vocal distain of the 1%.

    We like the things we like not simply because we like them, but because we like the idea that’s been societally reinforced to magically exist within them. There’s nothing inherently wrong with either side; it’s just frustrating to me that bloggers never discuss the privilege that’s inherent in the development of popular aesthetics.

    These sunnies serve the same purpose as a “great coat.” They’re aesthetically pleasing, but not because aesthetics objectively exist. They are, simply, subjectively monied. The big, acetate frames make my jawline look strong and my nose look small, and they make me look like maybe I was cool in high school.

    What makes the BonLook Imagine II Sunglasses so interesting, though, is that they somewhat subvert the system. They offer the suggestion of middle-class mediocrity, but aim to make that suggestion branding-free and moderately accessible. Think of BonLook (and all of the other glasses disruptors) as a very small-scale democratization of vision, in the ways in which we access opportunity via aesthetics: a way to buy into trends without hefting over $600 per pair of frames with prescription lenses.

    A Uniqlo Crepe Pleated Skirt to snap up

    I’ll finish this post quickly, with a pleated skirt that ties up this outfit and sits in a similar position. This Uniqlo High-Waist Crepe Pleated Skirt in Wine ($29.90 USD $14.90 USDis on sale for $14.90 in both CAD and USD, and comes in a thick fabric with an attached slip. It’s warm — wear-it-in-the-winter warm, and heavy.

    I love it with these glasses: a flowing design juxtaposed against a woollen texture, paired with sunnies that are both aggressive and femme. (It’s also very good with a relaxed white blouse.) My only complaints are that the elastic on the pleated skirt is quite stiff, and the tinting on the BonLook frames could be more opaque. The pleated skirt keeps my legs warm, but I feel like these sunglasses leave my eyes exposed.

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    Neutrogena Hydro Boost Multivitamin Booster review, photos

    The product: Neutrogena Hydro Boost Multivitamin Booster

    Ever since I started wearing makeup, I’ve been obsessed with the idea of a lit-from-within glow. I lust after the Guerlain Météorites ($63 USDevery season, and feel my heart fall as each rendition continues to contain silicones. And I long for their Météorites Primer, a beautiful vial of pink pearls that I just can’t justify spending $74 USD on. But no longer: Neutrogena has answered my prayers, bringing illuminating, hydrating pearls to the drugstore with the new Neutrogena Hydro Boost Multivitamin Booster ($19.97 CAD).

    Neutrogena Hydro Boost’s effectiveness

    Finding a good hyaluronic acid serum is harder than it seems. It’s a delicate balance between stickiness and hydration, and I always end up breaking out when formulas contain too much glycerin for my skin. My current go-to hyaluronic acid is outside my budget for a simple hyaluronic (SkinCeuticals Hydrating B5 Gel, $82), so I’ve been open to stumbling upon a new one.

    The Neutrogena Hydro Boost Multivitamin Booster is all that and then some. It quenches even the driest of skin textures, leaving your skin feeling smoother immediately. Purified hyaluronic acid, glycerin, and olive extract work together in a “liquid crystal gel matrix” to hydrate and replenish the skin, fortifying it’s natural moisture barrier so that the effects last.

    I love it. It’s part serum, part hydrator, and part primer. The pearls are glittering vitamin E capsules, and the booster’s super-smooth finish is paired with the signature fresh, aquatic Hydro Booster scent. For once, I feel like it makes a noticeable difference in skin texture and foundation application – which, as someone with relatively youthful skin, I rarely see.

    LEFT: Bare skin / MIDDLE: With Neutrogena Hydro Boost Multivitamin Booster / RIGHT: With Hydro Booster + foundation, blush, and highlighter

    The Neutrogena Hydro Boost glow

    Y’all. The glow from this thing is insane. It’s super finely milled and sparkles in a rainbow of cool tones.

    The one thing that always holds me back from achieving my pearl-serum dreams is the risk of walking into a room sparkling like a disco ball, but this serum has the perfect amount of glow. It truly makes your skin sparkle the way that skin naturally “glows” in areas with tiny pores and good moisture levels. It’s so natural that I routinely use this to combat my partner’s insanely dry, rough skin — and it looks totally natural on him, smoothing dehydrated areas and diffusing the look of fine lines without hinting at all that there might be some shimmer involved.

    I use one pump of this for my face and one for my neck and décolletage, but even if I go a little over or under, it’s always the perfect amount.

    Full face with makeup & Neutrogena Hydro Booster Multivitamin Glow

    The Neutrogena Hydro Boost verdict?

    You absolutely need this. I have never gone through a serum this quickly before — but I can’t stop using this one. I apply it both day and night, and slather it on my partner’s face whenever he holds still for long enough. I’ve gone through 1/4 of this bottle in 3 weeks, because it’s the perfect pairing: a great product with a price that’s low enough that you don’t use it sparingly.

    This is bar none my favourite hyaluronic acid serum, primer, and Guerlain Météorites alternative from the drugstore. I couldn’t recommend it more wholeheartedly.

    Availability: $19.97-$24.99 CAD at drugstores and mass market retailers across Canada. $19.99 USD at Ulta and $14.99 USD on Amazon.

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    Kiss Mani Pop Nail Accents review (Halloween & Holiday 2018), swatches, photos

    The products: KISS Mani Pop Nail Accents (and other Halloween & Holiday 2018 releases)

    Kiss Mani Pop Nail Accents are not simply a nice, fun thing to add to your manicure in your spare time. They are, in fact, nothing less than a cheat code to real life.

    Like so many other people out there, I take forever to paint my nails. It takes a painstakingly long time for me to put down an even coat on each hand, and for most polishes, you then have to go back and do it all over again. And that’s not even the worst part! After all of that effort, you still have to wait for what seems like two hours for the polish to fully set!

    I scoffed at appliqués like these ones from Kiss for years. They look like children’s playthings in their packaging, and they’re aggressively themed more often than not. But after trying them out just once, I am an absolute convert.

    The Kiss Mani Pop Nail Accent process

    If you take longer than 15 minutes to put these on, you can email me and shout at me for as long as you’d like. I can’t offer you your money back (because I’m not a vendor), but you can yell your heart out.

    To apply Kiss Mani Pop stickers, you literally just clean off your nails, peel them off of their plastic backing (which is super easy) and stick them on. Then, you press down to make sure they’re evenly adhered, and you file off the free edge.

    That’s it. That’s the whole thing. There’s no glue, no second coats; no topcoats or liquids or waiting. They trim off with a good nail file in seconds, and peel off just as easily when you’re done with them. I only tested them for two days, so I can’t guarantee wear time, but they held up well without any peeling within that short timeframe.

    The caveat(s) of the Kiss Mani Pop Nail Accents

    As with all things, these come with a few small caveats. Nothing in this world is perfect (except, perhaps, Jennifer Garner), and these are no exception.

    They won’t wear for as long as traditional nail polish will, and because they’re single-use, they’re considerably more expensive if you’re going to go off-label and use them for a whole manicure instead of just a few accent nails. There are also a limited number of sizes per package, so if you want them to fit your nails exactly, you’ll need to very carefully trim them.

    But for a quick manicure that looks great at a distance and doesn’t need to dry – well, these are unbeatable.

    Halloween and Christmas Kiss styles

    Kiss was lovely enough to send me home from Toronto with a mountain of nail products — including some awesome Halloween and holiday styles. (What? Edmonton has had snow for weeks! I’m in the mood!) The ones that stuck out to me from their fall/Halloween collection are the autumnal accents (Kiss Mani Pop in Chai Latte, worn here), their spooky black spider web nails (Tombstone), and their shiny, navy imPRESS Press-On Manicure (Flash Mob).

    For a super sexy accent to your Halloween costume, look towards the vampy, point-styles KISS Gel Fantasy line, which come with glue and press-on stickers. (I tried these on in burgundy and they were a breeze to apply!)

    Another thing I’ve learned about nail products recently: press-on nails come in different sizes. I have a few different Halloween sets, and the box with “medium” noted in the top left corner has nails of a distinctly different size and shape.

    For the holidays, I’m loving the Kiss Jewel Accents (Treasure Trove) — which really are accents, so you’ll need to polish underneath them. The Face Time Mani Pop stockers are super cute as well, with little Santa faces and Rudolphs to keep you company through the holidays. Face Time is another truly accent-oriented style, but I think it could look cool as nail wraps without polish underneath, too!

    The Kiss Mani Pop Nail Accents verdict?

    I’m slowly getting more and more into femme-adjacent nails (basically, think a lot of black and green) in my everyday life, and I couldn’t be happier to have finally tried the KISS Mani Pop Nail Accents. They’re not quite as precise as traditional nail polish, but they’re a breeze to use — and a major time-saver.

    I’m going to be looking for these in plain black (or as close to it as possible), and would absolutely recommend them. They’re pretty sweet in general, but I think they’re a major win for those with coordination difficulties or scent sensitivities!

    Availability: $3.99 CAD KISS Accent Stickers, $8.97+ KISS imPRESS Press-On Manicure (one-step with pre-applied gel), $4.99 KISS Mani Pop Nail Accents, $9.97+ KISS Gel Fantasy Nails (traditional glue and glue stickers included). Retailers across Canada.

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