I’m working on a Chubby Stick Intense review for tomorrow (finally!), but I just had to take a moment and say: seriously?! No one at Clinique could do better than these for names?
I say this as lovingly as possible, but as much as I adore Clinique, this is ridiculous:
- 01 Curviest Caramel
02 Chunkiest Chili, because that doesn’t make you think of chili that’s already been consumed- 03 Mightiest Maraschino » this one, I love
04Heftiest Hibiscus, seriously- 05 Plushest Punch » this one, too!
06 Roomiest Rose07 Broadest Berrywhen it could have been a fitting, relatable “Boldest”- 08 Grandest Grape
I get that Clinique wanted to use big-sounding superlatives for the Intenses, but there is no excuse for Roomiest Rose. Or, for that matter, Chunkiest Chili!
Why couldn’t we have had a Cheeriest Chili? A Revival Rose? A Heidegger Hibiscus (yes, I am joking about this one, but this gorgeous shade is practically a way of being), or the aforementioned Boldest Berry? Boldest Berry, at least, should have been a no-brainer — why on earth someone would choose “broadest” when you could go with boldest for such a gorgeous shade, I have no idea.
And for that matter, why is Oversized Orange not an Intense? It’s oversized!
If you have better names for these, come snark it up the comments!
Which names do you love, which do you hate? Can you think of any better names than these? I (and your fellow readers) would love to hear ’em!
