As usual, sets and mens items are excluded!

Fifth place
Clive Christian‘s $700 perfume, 1872 Pure, takes our fifth place. Unlike all the other items on this list, Clive perfumes are not in the “collectibles” section… nope, these are just his run of the mill fragrances. Which is a little sickening.

Fourth place
Clive takes the fourth place as well, with his $865 No.1. I just have to say it — this bottle is way uglier than 1872 Pure’s.
Third place
This Jean Patou Joy perfume is definitely intimidating at $900, but compared to our first and second place items, almost seems like a bargain. Emphasis on almost.
Second place
For $7000 you could buy a lot of things, or this ninety-year-old Guerlain Mistouko Prestigious perfume. (Well, the perfume formula is ninety, but your bottle sure as hell won’t be.) What is it with Guerlain and disgustingly expensive prices?? Keep in mind, though, that they’re only making fourteen of these. Because really, they’ll probably only sell ten.
First place
Brace yourself, kids… because Guerlain‘s Mon Precious Nectar Fountain Imperiale rings in at a cool $9000. Yes, you read that correctly. You could put yourself through school for a few years, or wear some perfume. Just sayin’.