Hopefully, in a few weeks, I’ll be able to say “two, fluently!” I know a lot of you ladies probably have multiple languages, so I’d love to hear what they are!

[And no, I don’t speak Chinese. I’m so damn tired of people asking me a)CAN YOU TRANSLATE THIS?! and b)WHY DON’T YOU SPEAK CHINESE?!, always in tones LIKE THIS — clearly — because they are a)ignorant, or b)annoying.

I am Canadian. And that is what I speak. Now stuff it, jerks.]