I’m putting together a Christmas gift for my mom, and the one thing that upsets her is that I don’t let her read theNotice.

So, I’m compiling a few posts that I’d like her to read, editing out the blog name and url in photoshop. I’ll give them to her as PSD files, and that way, I can share this with her without having my mum read everything I post.

Anyhow, here’s the favour I ask of you: do you have a favourite post, or a few favourites? I’m not sure which ones to give her – I know I’d like to stay on non-family-and-personal-life topics, so I’ve decided (so far) on:

• Lycra: they put that shit WHERE?!
• The polar bear goes dancing on silver lilacs
• Tint your balm
• Concealer tutorial
• The Pressing Issue
• MAC MSF Petticoat dupe!
• More strange things you creepers have googled to get here:

And possibly:

• Spunk
• Amaze-ing
• Everyone’s a critic
• Worth the Hype? Vaseline
• Hobbies
• I’m a sucker for blue eyeliner.
  

Yay/nay on any of those? Any posts to add to the list? I’d love to give her a “real” piece of writing, but those unfortunately are too personal. Unless you can come up with one that is “real”, but not personal?

Any responses are welcome!