Filched from a chain letter going around. I’ve gotten this in the past but want to share it with you guys, too!!
Here we go!
A Little Canadian Humour:
Forget Rednecks, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada .
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Canada . Yes!! This happens!
If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada .
If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada .
If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada . heh. Vacation also means going to Banff or Jasper… to be even MORE cold :P
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada . I thought everyone did this!!
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada. Yes, and I also know people who have been hit BY deers. Long story.
If you have switched from ‘heat’ to ‘A/C’ in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada. No, but mum can! It’s fabulous.
If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada .
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada . I know how to use them, too!
If you design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada . I used to have two different costumes – one for school, and one to fit over my winter clothes ^^
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km — you’re going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada . THE SPEED LIMIT IS 80KM!?
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada .
If you find 2 degrees ‘a little chilly’, you may live in Canada . It was lovely today… four degrees! Soooo nice. I could have walked forever.
Hope you enjoyed!! The purple? My comments, of course :P
