These are the three main things that I’m looking for. Does anyone have suggestions (please, please, PLEASE do. I’m almost all out of options, lol!)

• Jeans that will fit me. I swear, I’ve tried on almost every pair I can get my hands on, but nothing works! I have slightly strange measurements, if you ask me – 26″ waist, 30″ in-seam, which is fairly normal, but then I have a 36″ butt/hips. Honestly, if you look at my profile in comparison to, say, the little one’s, it’s all different! Most under-thirties have NO ASS. I’m U-20 and mine is more prevalent than I’d like it to be x.x
• A bra. I tried on about fifteen at La Senza today and have no idea what to do now – I think I’m a 34A, but I may need to go get fitted, seeing as I’ve never bothered. Most of the bra straps were too far apart, and cut into me strangely – I’m not sure why. (e.g. I need them x” apart, but they’re x+2″ apart) Also, instead of the tops of my breasts continuing the shape of the bra, it’s like the tops of the cups indent onto them, creating a lump-dip-lump, as opposed to a -lump-
• Concealer – I swear, my bags are purple! Does anyone have mineral concealer suggestions, or under-eye concealer suggestions for fair Asian skin? Nothing seems to be quite right…

Any recs would be fantastic; if you have a list of twenty items that *might* work, I still want to hear about them, lol!

Have a fun weekend, everyone – I may not be posting tomorrow, so I apologize in advance if I never get around to it.