Opinions, please?
Friday, August 21, 2009
Alright. I need someone to tell me WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. How in the hell do you take two gorgeous women and do… this… to them?!
If you ask me, these ads are lacking in colour. And a good photoshop artist. And you know what? While we’re at it, what the eff is going on with the hair?!
Possible solutions for Mariah: a less contorted body. I mean, how uncomfortable does the poor girl look?! Exactly. Honey, you look like you’re bracing yourself for something, and the teeth-clenching is not sexy. It’s just awkward. Almost as awkward as that sophisticated-gone-slutty-because-it’s-TOO-SMALL dress.
Possible solutions for Scarlet: Oh, honey. I adore you, I really do. But I don’t know what the artists working on you were thinking… I’d appreciate a less-opaque coral lip and more definition in the hair. I know it’s supposed to be classy-Gatsby-time-period hair, or something, but I think the stylists missed that by about forty years and a hair brush.
Images via BellaSugar.
8 Responses to “Opinions, please?”
How about some red hair on Scarjo? Kthxbai.
Aww, I actually rather like the Scarlet look. The hair is a little touseled, but I think that's what they were going for?
And… on Mariah… just.. WTF? That has got to be one of the least flattering camera angles anyone's face EVER. Not to mention everything else. T_T;;;;;
Catherine: ha!!! Your Mariah comment made me lol — literally!Also, for Scarlet – I think you're right on the fact that that's what they were going for, but I'm still not feelin' it.
That Mariah ad makes me cringe. I guess a good hairbrush is really needed for ScarJo's photo. :D
-meream
Arianne: lol!! I'm not sure if you're saying that because she looks great with red hair, or because of your love for red hair. Either way, I agree with you :P
Meream: OHMYGOD, I always thought your blog was "all women's talk," not "all women stalk"!!!
You just made my day ^^
HAHAHAH so freakin true. and both probably cost a LOT to retouch. Photoshop is whose friend, again?it's truly staggering that such beautiful, wealthy women are still far too 'flawed' to be shown realistically.
Laura: I know! How the hell can you "fix" such gorgeous women until they're just… plastic? =(
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