Friday, August 21, 2009
Alright. I need someone to tell me WHAT IS GOING ON HERE. How in the hell do you take two gorgeous women and do… this… to them?!
If you ask me, these ads are lacking in colour. And a good photoshop artist. And you know what? While we’re at it, what the eff is going on with the hair?!
Possible solutions for Mariah: a less contorted body. I mean, how uncomfortable does the poor girl look?! Exactly. Honey, you look like you’re bracing yourself for something, and the teeth-clenching is not sexy. It’s just awkward. Almost as awkward as that sophisticated-gone-slutty-because-it’s-TOO-SMALL dress.
Possible solutions for Scarlet: Oh, honey. I adore you, I really do. But I don’t know what the artists working on you were thinking… I’d appreciate a less-opaque coral lip and more definition in the hair. I know it’s supposed to be classy-Gatsby-time-period hair, or something, but I think the stylists missed that by about forty years and a hair brush.
Images via BellaSugar.