Five more things about Palin that no one cares about.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Via People, via The Insider. My comments italicized.

She’s frugal. “Sarah gave me a thank-you card after I helped her with her lieutenant-governor race,” said her friend, Kristen Cole, who has known the Alaska governor since childhood. “She liked the card so much that she didn’t sign it so I could give it to someone else.”
Read: she considers herself to be too buys for you, so she didn’t sign your card. Her secretary purchased the damn thing.

She’s a techie. Palin prefers texting to phone calls.
Read: cannot answer questions under pressure. Has quick thumbs.

She’s a rock fan. She named her son Trig Paxton Van Palin because it sounds like the band Van Halen. Says friend Judy Patrick, a former city council member who has known Palin for 12 years, “How cool was that to have a kid named Van Palin?”
Read: tries very hard, and yet, is still very lame

She’s adaptable. Palin used to wear Mary Kay lipstick, but she now prefers MAC.
Read: Palin now considers herself too good for Mary Kay, and is “hip”. But I mean, seriously. You change your shade of lipstick and it means you’re adaptable? Well then, the beauty community consists of freaking chameleons!!

She’s a traditionalist. Palin is against waxing. Cole recalls: “I remember that one of her girls wanted to get her legs waxed, and Sarah said, ‘Are you kidding me? What’s wrong with a razor?’ “
Read: She’s afraid of something new, unless it benefits her. Seriously people… if she was a man, she would totally be the type of wax-hating gun-bearing up-in-arms man that would hate the idea of a female running mate. Just because she’s female.

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7 Responses to “Five more things about Palin that no one cares about.”

  1. *Holley*, on September 16th, 2008 at 6:39 pm said:

    Oh my goodness! That is great! I just love your little comments at the end of each one. I think you definitely hit the nail on the head with those!!

  2. ^^ Thanks, hon!!

  3. suzie wuzie, on September 17th, 2008 at 2:52 am said:

    i don't like her very much… lucky i'm not voting for a while, already voted twice this year! >_<

  4. Bravo. Love your comments. Palin scares the crap outta me. Recent discovery on MSNBC. Palin cut the funding for Alaska’s Special Olympics in 1/2 when she was Governor. WTH?

  5. Suzie: twice?? I'm not sure how the Australian system works – do you have the municipal/provincial/federal levels as well?Elvira: ^^ thanks. She IS frightening – I haven't heard about the funding cut, though. That's terrible!! Bitch :P

  6. suzie wuzie, on September 18th, 2008 at 2:54 am said:

    yeps, early on the year we had a national vote which decides who will be our prime minister (we are not a republic country so we don’t have a president). Then not long ago had another vote for the ‘state’ election which decides who is the head of our state (mainly) and all our little suburb representatives.

  7. Aha! Thanks, suze :) We have a prime minister, too – no president for us Canucks!

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