The products: Polatam Deep Moist Cream and Simplistic BEGIN Cleanser This month has been… interesting, to say the least. So, as…
Here is what I know: no matter what I do, I will be doing you a disservice. I’ve run the…
The products: Rocky Mountain Soap Co. Natural Bar Soap (April 2018 Shea Butter reformulation) Things are different. I’m not single,…
The collection: JACEK Chocolate Couture Pie Collection (Spring 2018) So: it’s over. I left my partner last Sunday. By dinnertime…
The products: The Brush Bar The Brush Bar and The Brush Board I have had these brush-cleaning tools for… Oh, god. At…
The product: Annabelle Chrome Eyeshadow in Gold, Silver, Rose Gold, Mercury, and Germanium Y’all, I am… Dying. I haven’t been keeping…
Valentine’s Day SEX picks Womanizer 2GO ($169 USD). This lipstick-shaped air pulse toy cracks me up to no end. It’s…
The product: Funkit Toys Nofrilldo Silicone G-Spot Dildo I am… Not the best consumer. I don’t always want the newest…
Happy 2018, dear reader! How’s your year going so far? Mine’s picking up steam quickly: I started with the flu…
Do you know how many holiday parties I have to go to this year? Like, none okay, like probably three….
