Miley — lose the tan lines, find your lips, and please for the love of god, WEAR PANTS. (A dress that covers your ass would be fine, too.)
I have to admit, though. You have great hair, girl.
Ke$ha — I don’t even know what to say aside from NO. (I did like the outer 2/3 of your eye makeup, though.)
Katy Perry — you’re young, gorgeous, and hot. Ditch your stylist, because you do NOT belong in this. (No one belongs in this.)
Jennifer — I think you normally look great, and my hat’s off to you for looking so happy… but I hate how chunky your bangs are, and holy MAN, your girls are hiiiigh!
Image sources: assorted, but not theNotice.
