Crème de la Mer. Haven’t tried it, don’t want to. I don’t care if it’s a miracle, it’s way over-priced and over-hyped! I mean, I’d much rather buy a $20 Olay cream and save the 100-odd dollars – spend it on a new dress, a pair of heels, a nice meal out… After all, you’ll end up with *almost* the same results.

Sure, La Mer might be better, but only minimally. Or hey, you could even save up for a while and just get botox – those are the results that are sought after, yes? Yah.

The verdict: Not worth the hype.