So you’ve gotten ready for the perfect Valentine’s Day and now you’re looking at the rest of your plans. Finding the right spicy Valentine’s Day gift can be a struggle, but it doesn’t have to be: It’s time to lean into the holiday and commit to your sexy plans.
Valentine’s dinner is a classic, but let’s be real. It’s also a monster, and not the fun kind that craws under the sheets. Try skipping dinner this year and staying in with a cozy book and early night a slew of sex toys, takeout, and a brain-meltingly good lingerie set.
myONE review: A condom with a perfect fit
I’ve always wondered if the immense number of December babies is the fault of Valentine’s Day. We may never know, but with a comfy condom that won’t slip, we may never have to.
myONE Perfect Fit condoms (starting at $14.39 USD) are newly widely available—and they are fabulous. Using a printed out Fit Kit, ONE narrows down the perfect size for penis-havers and sells condoms for that exact fit.
I’ve had a few product testers give these a go for me & their reports are in: These are as good or—depending on the tester—significantly nicer than one-size-fits-all condoms. There’s less weird crinkling and about-to-pop sensations when the fit is perfect, and because you don’t get any ruching along the penis shaft, you feel more sensation. myONE Perfect Fit condoms come with a free sample pack that includes a comparable size, and changing just one size in length or width is noticeable.
I don’t have a penis, but I do have oddly strong opinions about condoms despite that fact. My verdict on the myONE condoms? These are awesome and I love them, too. They’re on the pricier end, but they feel comfortable, durable, and very thin with great heat transfer.
Slip into something sexy
Condoms are an important part of having safer sex, but they aren’t necessarily… Sexy. The Playboy The Mini Bunny lingerie set is sexy.
Playboy has been doing a lot to change their brand identity over the past decade. Since shifting to digital, they’ve become more diverse, more queer, and started making products that feel decidedly luxurious. They purchased Honey Birdette—the lingerie favourite of online hot girls everywhere—in 2021, and it shows.
Back to this set: The Mini Bunny set is literally everything you could wish for in a Valentine’s Day gift or lingerie set. It’s immaculately crafted, with perfect seams and generous stretch. Look to the thong for a surprisingly wearable mesh ruffle, and the underwire bra for push-up lift without padding.
Despite being sexy as hell, each of these three pieces is silky-smooth and really comfortable. Order before February 9th to get it before Valentine’s Day in the US & order your exact size—every single one of these pieces fits perfectly to spec. (I should have gone with a 32C, not a 32B. A lot of “sexy” lingerie brands size up in an odd way; Playboy does not.) This line goes up to an H cup.
Spicy Valentine’s Day gifts for playtime
I’m not using my Je Joue Mimi Soft ($99 USD/$108 CAD) a lot right now, but you know I love it. This is a toy that I always come back to. It’s squishy and easy to use, with a rumbly motor and uniquely wide design.
Recently, I’ve been feeling all good and warm and soft inside over Je Joue’s new product description for this clitoral vibrator, which emphasizes that it’s designed for use on all bodies and genders. Try this on a clitoris or apply it to the penis shaft, perineum, or frenulum.
I love using and recommending a stroker, and right now, that’s the ROMP Dash Penis Stroker ($34.99 USD/$49 CAD). It’s a phenomenal price for a toy with a fantastic internal texture—the first time I poked my lubed-up finger in there, I literally said, “whoa” aloud. The ROMP Dash is nubbly in a very convincing way.
Like the vast majority of strokers, though, it smells kind of weird. Air it out before Valentine’s Day.
Finally, a recommendation that truly fits every body and toy: Good Clean Love Almost Naked Personal Lubricant ($16 CAD). This is getting so easy to find and I love that! It’s organic, glycerine-free, gender-neutral, and smells like vanilla. Use it with the Dash or any other toy.
Find Almost Naked on sale at Good Clean Love right now, or pop on over to your local London Drugs or Shopper’s Drug Mart, where it’s likely on shelves. Have fun!
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