Okay: So I know I haven’t been writing a lot for theNotice this year. But look! To make it up to you, I have a little Black Friday sex toy sale snapshot for 2022. This year’s is for XOXToys, a Canadian sex toy boutique with a commendably vast selection.
*This is a sponsored post from XOXToys with affiliate links, but the content and toy selections are my own.
20% off Black Friday sex toy sale
For Black Friday/Cyber Monday this year, XOXToys is doing a 20% discount sitewide with some products up to 80% off (Nov 23-Nov 28 2022.) I’ve picked out some of my favourite products at really good prices so you don’t have to shop the entire site on your own.
As a sex blogger, I steadfastly believe that sex toys should be accessible to everyone. There shouldn’t be a barrier to pleasure, and especially not a monetary one. So during big sale seasons, like Black Friday and the holidays, I do my best to make sure my readers know where to find high-quality, eco-friendly, body-safe sex toys at reasonable prices.
XOXToys ships discreetly and shipping is free over $49 CAD.
My favourite air pulse toy: The Womanizer Premium
My favourite sex toy of 2022 is the Womanizer Premium, which retails for around $220 CAD. It’s a great toy with a fantastic battery life, waterproof silicone body, and super quiet motor. But the $220 price tag is a lot to spend on a single sex toy.
I’ve been really happy with mine, and actually own more than one so I never run out of charge—but that’s a hell of a price tag to stomach, even though they last for years and have outlived dozens of other toys in my collection. Find it 20% off this weekend for a little savings on my fave.
For an air pulse toy that doesn’t take such a huge chunk out of your wallet, there’s also the Satisfyer line. The Satisfyer Pro 2+ is good, but not as quiet as the Womanizer Premium. It’s covered in ABS plastic rather than silicone, but $39.99 CAD (55.5% off), it’s a fantastic buy.
Dish out a pack of Tenga Eggs
For someone who doesn’t have a penis, I am wholly too fixated on Tenga Eggs (pictured here with the new Lelo Dot.) I just love everything about them: They’re so soft, and squishy, and their textures and patterns look so pleasant.
XOXToys’ box of 6 is 40% off for Black Friday, with six unique, stretchy patterns. (Individual eggs are 20% off.) I find that they’re really great for solo masturbation if you have a penis, but they’re also great for partnered play.
To enjoy the squishiness of a Tenga Egg without a phallic attachment, try one inside-out on a vibrator or massage wand. (The Magic Wand is 40% off at XOX this weekend.) It’ll give your vibrating toy a more plush, diffused texture, dampening and spreading the sensation.
Try something new with a Mystery Box
I haven’t gotten one of these before, so can’t vouch for the XOXToys Mystery Box—but I kind of love the idea of not having to choose. Each Mystery Box, 25% off for Black Friday, contains 3-5 adult toys, sex lubes, erotic massage lotions, arousal gels, or pheromone oils.
If you get one, let me know how it is. I think it’s priced pretty high for what you’re getting, especially when we know that pheromone oils don’t necessarily even contain human pheromones, but I love a surprise. (My recommendation, though? Go for a bottle of Sliquid H2O instead. It’s dependable, body-safe, glycerine-free, and 20% off.)
What sales are you shopping for Black Friday 2022?