A little while ago, I told you about our school’s annual Touch of Class, and promised horrifying photos. Here they are. With commentary. :D

Starting with something docile: how about this bubblegum pink flowery box?

Or maybe this bubblegum pink…um… Actually, I don’t know what the hell that is. It’s just ugly. And little-girl-ballerina-gone-bad.

This girl is literally so hideous that I named her. She is Hooker Girl and she is terrifying. Notice her giant La Senza bag. At school. Where it does not belong. Just. Like. Her. Also, her Giant Fake Fur Hooker Coat and those shoes.

Here is Hooker Girl in her natural habitat. Ahead of her is Skanky Girl, who I really hope was wearing underwear. No pulling Spears-es, girls!

I’m indecisive about this one: is it fantastic, or fantastically horrible? I remember distinctly that it it’s more ugly when she’s standing, if that helps you decide :P

This isn’t a mistake, rather, I’d like to have this done to my hair. But with purple. Because, seriously, it’s awesome. Her locker’s by mine, and she has curly hair (it’s not usually straightened, or up). Looks absolutely fab.

Enter tna and the little one, neither of whom can dress herself. (tna is on the left, looking like her boobs are different sizes. the little one on the right, for some reason looking more casual instead of more classy.)

Lastly is this: (notice the little on on the left, in Converse. With holes.)

I think she looks cute. I love the dress, the gloves, the shoes (oh my god, those are gorgeous). However, she stood here for upwards of ten minutes, just doing her little Asian poses. I’m not sure why, so she’s getting attacked.

Her hair and make up, though, deserve the fug:

Seriously? Bad dye job, too much metallic eyeliner, and crazy curly things going on to make said hair look totally fried (I’ve seen her in the halls, it does not usually look like this).

Hope you enjoyed ^^