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So here are some more search terms you crazies – whoops, I meant “you guys!” have entered into the google search bar to get to theNotice:

  • thenotice makeup blogspot – I’m glad you ended up where you should have
  • can’t stop opening mabb – mabb? Makeup and Beauty Blog? Money and Blissful Brie? My Aunt Beth’s Bagels? MY ACTUAL BABY BOY?!
  • ecotools blush brush. Two words: love it.
  • “worth your weight in gold” pencil would have gotten them to the Gilded review… but who the hell searches that?!
  • a rash that is only along the jawline rubra faceii no comment?
  • asian monolid with double lid edge makeup – hate to break it to you, honey, but if you have a monolid… you only have one lid. mono.
  • but what happens if there is never a forever? Well that was depressing.
  • heavy blush porn. I hope this was meant the way we say in on MUA – “blush porn” being photos of your blush stash. Please let it have been meant like that. Please.
  • mac msf in petticoat. Hey! You stuck around for six pages and almost twelve minutes! (Which in the blogosphere, is quite a while.) Thank you!
  • my glass container for my creme eyeliner broke. That sucks, honey. Scoop it out and put it in an airtight container – note that five gram jars are not, unfortunately, airtight.
  • shit you can’t make up – hey! This was the title of a previous serach post!
  • thenotice + rae – you made it here, but according to analytics, you stayed for 0:00:00. FAIL.

That’s all for now! Hope that brightened someone’s day.

Also, this is an open tag for all of my fellow bloggers with Google Analytics. Go take a look at your keyword traffic sources and report back!

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