Tuesday, January 29, 2008
(Actually, there are only three people that need to be told off for their dresses at the SAGs! And I already posted one! Congrats, celebs – you get off easy this time.)
First is Jamie-Lynn Singler. I’m not quite sure what I think about her tomboyish hair, here, so I won’t comment on it (though I’m leaning very far towards :ugly alert!: )
I know I don’t like this dress though. Her shoulders look incredibly broad, and in the close ups, it almost looks like her boob is going to fall out. Aside from those things though, it’s just brutal. Do not colour-block high-waisted skirts with halter tops, girls! (I do like the colours, though. I’ll give her that much.)
And then there’s Brangelina. Angie looks gorgeous in her close up, as usual – understated humongous lips and that perfect bone structure, all thanks to plastics of course. I always adore her eyebrows, though, as they don’t just run off her face. They’re brown, bold, and have very nice arches. I want her brows.
But wait! What is this? She’s wearing a brown tie-dye sack!And it is eating her alive! And her accessory is a man who needs a good, long nap. And a shave. And a new dye job. And maybe a suit that doesn’t make him look so *wide*.
(I’m totally pitching for preggers, though. Either that or she got implants, too.)